intermittent since 2001

I am that guy

When I was about 18 or 19 I had the best evening job of them all. I was a steward at Wembley Arena, the venue of giants, or the smaller ones at least. What a coup! I got paid minimum wage to tell people to stop smoking and not to stand in the aisle during…

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Today, a proud man I stand. My team has triumphed in a little respected competition, but has gained a new trinket for their cold and bare trophy room. That’s right folks, as well as being able to boast for the next 8 years that we beat the Arse’ 5-1 this season, we can also boast…

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