Passover Fact 2
For the last 2 nights we’ve been talking about how the Children of Israel came out of Egypt. It took them a long long time and obviously you need to explain to the kiddie winkies that they didn’t actually have Sat Nav in those days.
Somewhere along the way it definitely says that Moses came down from Mount Sinai in a Triumph. So to prove the point we gaffer taped my iPhone onto a Scalextric Mini (the Triumph wasn’t available) to recreate this great biblical moment. I don’t know about 40 years, it didn’t even make 4 laps. If you consider how much crap Jewish women carry around with them I would say that this wasn’t the way the Children of Israel came out of Egypt. I guess they walked and got their husbands to carry their shit. Not much change there then!